Polk and Kush

The Swiss Army Man Comes Alive!

It's officially Taysom time in the Superdome as the swiss army knife has a hall of fame performance to help close out a tight one against a revived Geno Smith and the Seahawks. The Pelicans continue their undefeated pre-season only adding fuel to the burning hype-fire that we are gladly warming ourselves with. No one reads these. What am I talking about? There's a shark attack off the Louisiana coast and someone lives to tell the tale! All this and much more.Polk & Kush is sponsored by:Crescent Canna - Use promo code KUSH for 30% off online orders.Draftkings - Use promo code POLKANDKUSH for incredible sign-up incentives.

Saints Lose in London, Pels Soar in The Windy City

Andy Dalton and the New Orleans Saints play their best football of the season but still drop one in London. The New Orleans Pelicans host an open practice with the newly transformed Zion, then proceed to unleash in Chicago for the preseason. John Kennedy is a clown, swimming in potholes is frowned upon, and LaToya is gonna pay us back (eventually). Polk & Kush is sponsored by Crescent Canna (use promo code KUSH for 30% off online orders anywhere in the USA)Sign up for Draftkings using promo code POLKANDKUSHTheme song by Mike Wiebe of Riverboat Gamblers and Drakulas.

It’s Pelicans Media Day!

The Pelicans shine and show out at media day as the hype for the upcoming season reaches critical mass. The Saints slump against the worst team in the NFL with former commercial darling Baker Mayfield - Will the Who Dat nation pick up steam heading into a weird London game against a good Vikings squad? All this and much more!Music by Mike Wiebe of Drakulas, currently on tour with Toadies and Reverend Horton Heat! Catch them in a city near you!Crescent Canna | Use promo code KUSH for 30% offDraftkings | Use promo code POLKANDKUSH

It’s Clown Time

The Saints make too many mistakes to hold the Bucs off in New Orleans and we might be seeing a switch at QB sooner than later if Jameis continues to fracture vertebrae. The Pelicans have a Euro MVP on their bench in Willy Hernangomez, and slice into the very long off-season with an open practice! Tulane "shocks" Kansas State, LSU makes a statement in the fourth, and a clown is arrested at Dairy Queen.
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Saints Crush The Falcons Spirits Earlier Than Usual

Jameis Winston finds his footing late in the historic fourth quarter rally in Atlanta thanks to Michael Thomas, and a lot of luck. Dennis Allen comes away with the victory in his head coaching debut despite some questionable play calling and clock management. Latoya Cantrell isn't paying back the city and needs to fly in luxury because of anxiety, and a Wendy's employee pulls a Wile E. Coyote-level scheme to get outta work.Music and theme song by Mike Wiebe of DrakulasSponsored by:Crescent Canna (promo code KUSH for 30% off online orders)Draftkings (promo code POLKANDKUSH)

The Basket Weaving Union

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City of Brotherly Punches

CJGJ is packed up and headed off to Philly and the Saints media seems to think that's fine. Will the highly touted defense suffer? Did New Orleans get anything in return? Who will be the most punched Saints player now? There's an official, sloppy recall of LaToya Cantrell, and even more news about her flight schedule, and the return of JOKES!Sponsored by Draftkings. Sign up today and use promocode POLKANDKUSH

Entourage, Anime, and Preseason Football

Ian Book does his best impression of a Crash Test Dummy, the Saints defense looks to win games and hopefully has some offensive help from a stacked lineup, Kevin Durant stays put, and LaToya is on the go. Polk comes out of the anime closet, and Kush needs some sleep!

Just 50 Blocks Off

Saints Football is (almost) back! Kush goes to Training Camp, Jameis tweaks his foot, the Pelicans are still thinking about Kevin Durant and the family that slays together stays together.Sponsored by Ale on Oak at 8124 Oak St!Music by Mike Wiebe of Riverboat Gamblers & Drakulas

French Quarter Follies

Polk & Kush paint the French Quarter red with laughs and gaffes and some spicy entertainment. The Saints kick off training camp with appearances by Michael Thomas, and an excited and grateful Jameis Winston. LaToya has spent 80k+ in 6 months on lavish, tax-payer funded vacations, and is Disney really the most magical place on earth? All this and much, much more.Theme song by Mike Wiebe of Drakulas, Riverboat Gamblers, and The International News Service Podcast.Sponsored by Ale on Oak, at 8124 Oak St.