Polk and Kush

The Life & Times of Neuty the Nutria

The Saints have made some moves this off-season including bringing in Jamaal Williams, Derek Carr, and some real bozos. The Pelicans cling to dear life, but amass a stunning 2 game win streak over some of the worst teams in the league. Will anyone be held accountable for the Pels meltdown this season or will it get swept under the rug? The LaToya recall officially ends, Neuty comes home, and so much more.

No Carrs Go

Derek Carr comes to the Saints, the Pelicans keep hope alive despite suffering yet another injury, the New Orleans DA has its hands full with its own-doing, and Polk goes the Magic Castle.
 
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The Recall of Polk & Kush

We survived Mardi Gras! The Pelicans have a fun All-Star break and hope to recreate the magic of last year to close out this season strong. LaToya flips off a parade float (satirically?) and the DA let's the gun times roll!Use promo code KUSH9 on CrescentCanna.com for 15% off the Crescent 9 THC seltzer now through Sunday the 26th!

Confetti Cannon

We fire a confetti cannon of joy directly into your face with an episode filled with the perils of navigating Mardi Gras. We've got ire for the clown show that is the New Orleans Saints, and the Pelicans are in need of some motivation.

Carr Crash

The Pelicans look sharp in a 3 game win streak but the Zion timeline back continues to extend, the Saints aim for the middle, and a Popeye's customer gets a refund.

It’s Pelicans Deja Vu All Over Again

The Pelicans losing streak continues but this isn't new territory for the team - Should they stay the course or make a crazy move? Sean Payton has found a new home in Denver and will be wearing even more North Face than usual. Mardi Gras is coming for the city, and so are car thieves! Buckle up, it's Polk & Kush.

We Need Zion

The Pelicans have some kinks to work out, Willie gets tossed, Jose sparks it up, and Ingram returns, but one thing is for certain, this team needs Zion and fast. The Saints are gonna be sideline spectators during the draft, as Sean Payton remains unemployed, and LaToya "faces the nation" but mostly "avoids the questions" and the return of The Worst!

Clown Town U.S.A.

The local media speaks up on Brandon Ingram missing in action, Sean Payton is soaking up attention, and Miss L.C. is back in the news.

Saints Need To Blow It Up - Pelicans Injuries Pile Up - Mel Gibson Mardi Gras

The Saints follow up their worst, most boring season in recent memory with a bad decision to keep Dennis Allen, and there's still a giant question mark for a quarterback. The Pelicans keep finding ways to win while more players face injuries - When will Herb Jones be back? Does it matter if they give us a date? Mel Gibson is and then isn't the captain of Endymion and everyone (including us) has something to say about it.

Zion Williamson Injury - Tulane Wins The Cotton Bowl - A Folksy Doofus

Zion Williamson injures his hamstring in Philly and will be evaluated in 3 weeks, can the Pels maintain? Will we ever see this team at full strength? Tulane claims the most exciting and important win in school history against the Heisman winner and USC. The Saints are definitely bringing back Dennis Allen whether we like it or not, and which websites are now asking for ID???